i think im just never gonna log into this blog again and use my yaoipaws url from now on
After buying these bad boys on my 21st birthday and never wearing them, I finally have to admit that, yes, my feet are slightly too big for them.
Sad news for me but good news for you guys.
I’m doing a giveaway!
Pumas, size 9.
Reblog this! (Up to once a day). And I will choose randomly amongst the rebloggers.
Follow me too, if you’d like. I’m not going to require it.
And no giveaway blogs. I will be checking (I always do). Ill announce when I’m wrapping it up. Have your ask box open; I can ship anywhere in the contiguous US.
Did I remember everything?
Oh yes. Have a lovely week!
[Oh hey, anyone wanna see brand-spankin’-new 21 year old Katie?]
Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
I present to you:
Shingecko no kyojin
I DRESSED UP MY GECKO FOR A PUN AND IT ONLY HAS 11 NOTES COME ON PEOPLE.
